So how is work? You were going for a promotion, right? (Obviously speaking so that her mom can hear)

That’s cool. (Whispers, in a mischievous voice) Hey, you remember that pic I sent you earlier?

(Phone buzzes, said distractedly as she reads something on her phone) Like what?

To be honest, I...just don’t know. I mean, you’re totally different than your pictures and...

(Sighs) Well, there goes another one.