All right, that's two glocks and a 40 ounce, and just so we're clear no vapor, because we don't sell that.

Hello there!  Welcome to Hank's Guns and Ammo.  Can I help you find anything today?  I've just got a new shipment of Gator brand sniper rifles, and the best hard liquor collection this side of Loghino.  But no vapor, so don't even ask.  What are you in the mood for?

(sales pitch for a microwavable burrito as a weapon) A well placed blow to the temples, a quick hard jab at the jugular-- these'll get the job done.  But if you like taking your time--  And you strike me as a man who likes taking his time… Pop this baby in the microwave for a couple minutes.  I like to use this time to build up tension and really make my target squirm.