{Minor, Single Chapter} A priest operating out of the town of Vardant; a ville plagued with bizarre circumstances, paranormal nightmares, and strange happenings that... most of the citizens kind of just got used to eventually. Zazzle is well-known fixture operating the only church there, practicing V'dhaloun, a cult-like religion that worships V'dhalo, a god posed to consume the world once it becomes fat with negative emotions... Despite this, Zazzle is actually a pretty nice person, understanding if one is not interested in his practice, and kind and helpful anyway. He speaks like a jovial old man and constantly wears a smile.