Emperor Pigs: Pizza and Cigs (Casting for Episodes 1-6)

Paul Hikari for Lord Holgar

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Lord Holgar
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Grant_Patrizio

After Roachian earth deity The Great Logan met his demise,  his spirit sought a new host to enable his return to power.  The search was exhaustive,  but he finally chose an Enlightened One named Holden. Unfortunately,  during the possession attempt,  his will was thwarted by another,  and the two fused into an entirely new being,  the demonic Lord Holgar. A winged demon,  he is dramatic and evil, but also stupid.  Mostly complains about "poor customer service" and thrives on causing problems because he is too weak and low on the demon chain to wreak havoc anywhere other than at restaurants.

  • (Booming voice, arriving unannounced by portal) I want six pizzas topped with freshly sacrificed goat…

  • (Grumbling as he gets up from the floor) Of all the terrible customer service atrocities I have received at this little shithole of a pizza shop. This... Is the worst.

  • (Threatening) Oh, come now, bitch-pup, don't make this harder than it has to be.  You (pause) For Gordon.  The store reopens and it's happily ever after.  Except, of course, for you.  Look, I'm not an unreasonable demon.  I'll give you some time to think it over... Say, twenty-four hours?

Paul Hikari
Emperor Pigs: Pizza and Cigs (Casting for Episodes 1-6)
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