POSTCARDS - An Audiobook About First Dates And The People Who Go On Them
Livethelyrics for Karen Dutch / Megan White
It’s much more fun than anyone really gives it credit for, spite. Some people are born with it or into it, and others develop it naturally over times, generally alongside their secondary sexual traits. These characters comprise a simple archetype which becomes more and more important as the story carries on: The senseless, angry extortionist.
If you love to play a villain, try this sass on for size!
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For this character, try something a little shrill or harder to listen to. See how far you can push it without getting annoying or campy.
[As vapid Dialogue. She wants to appear smart, even if she hasn’t done all the research.]
I would never eat a cat, no matter how polite it would be to do so! That's ridiculous, and I actually think Andy Warhol said something similar in an old interview!
[As spiteful Dialogue. She’s got a bad history with David, and he’s coming to her for favors?!]
When I see you, the part of my brain that derives a little sick pleasure from watching people trip over their own shoelaces gets hard. You're pathetic.
