“Of course it’s heavy boy! It’s a broadsword! C’mon, I’ll sharpen it for ya, put some leather on that handle. What kind of leather ya want? I’ve got brown, light brown…. Might even got some nice black leather lying around”

“If it were mine, I’d choose a nice, elegant black. Cut down some orcs in style, ya know ‘I mean?”

“Yeah yeah… now scram kid, I got work to do!”