Now I know what you’re thinking. Oh no! Thor’s in a cage. How did this happen?  Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of somebody. It’s a long story but basically, I'm a bit of a hero. See, I spent some time on earth, fought some robots, saved the planet a couple of times. ThenI went searching through the cosmos for some magic, colorful InfinityStone things... didn’t find any. That’s when I came across a path of death and destruction which led me all the way here into this cage...where I met you.

That’s intense. To be honest,seeing you grow really big and set fire to a planet would be quite the spectacle. But it looks like I’m going to have to go with option B where I bust out of these chains, knock that tiara off your head, and stash it away in Asgard’s vault.

I just wanna talk.
Asgard is in danger.
My God, you're a Valkyrie.
I used to wanna be a Valkyrie
when I was younger,
until I found out that
you were all women.
There's nothing wrong with women,
of course. I love women.
Sometimes a little too much.
Not in a creepy way,
just more of a respectful appreciation.
I think it's great that there is
an elite force of women warriors.
It's about time.