Testing the Dark Waters - Magic Story Audio Drama
Samuelm for Kel'teth
Kel'teth is a golgari troll. Huge, muscled, and surprisingly, extremely laid back. He's Leighbet's guide through the sewers and knows all about every danger found within. He enjoys eating mushrooms growing on himself and taking naps.
"Sewer sirens. Rabid as all get-out, but they can't attack you unless you put your hand in their mouth. Best avoid them."
[laughing] "If I'd gone and warned you about every little thing that could kill you in the sewers, we definitely wouldn't be having this conversation right now."
"See, normally, we fly a couple of drakes in to vaporize the bergs, but they've become impervious to electrical magic. This one's been bombed a dozen times, and not a scratch on 'er."
Went for a bit of a cockney followed by a Texan. Tell me what you think!