Eh, do I look like the Creator in person? Like I'm all-knowing? How should I know when that boozer will come back? Last time he got so wasted you couldn't tell him from a dump.

But now that you mention it, he should be back by now. Who knows, maybe he's been kidnapped. It's happened before. Bandits and such. So far, some insufferable do-gooder has always brought him back. A pity, because if the Captain actually continues to stay missing for three days, then I'll become the captain.

Well, maybe everything works out this time. You sweetie pies are just gonna have to come back then. When I'm captain! Or that bugger comes back, anyway. We'll see.