(the "admit it" attitude) Alright....that minotaur was TOO tough for me! Mistakes were made. I admit it. Even IF I beat that minotaur, I STILL don't know how to escape the maze!

There are a few goblin chodes over here. I'll use this wooden sword to gank 'em. HAVE AT YOU!....Um....problem? (acting in pain) OWWWW that's a lot of sharp objects in tender places! I think it's safe to say this is the end of the mini-lawman!

(more serious talk) Before I end this video, if the developer of this game watches this...I understand you said this is your first game, but it is currently NOT playable like this!