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AC for Liza Todd
Liza Todd is the science professor that X aids. Liza used to work for a less than friendly laboratory, but we don't talk about that. Liza is proficient in any type of science under the sun and some under different suns. She's very warm and has a voice as big and booming as her personality. She might seem like a big softie, but underneath the layer of playful jabs and sunny kindness lies a cold analytical mind that observes and records almost everything that goes on around it. Liza sounds a bit like Sofia from the revival of Color Purple.
Well, shame on you for neglecting to tell me that we had company! A boy no less! Tell me this young man's name- I can transmute some lemonade if you want, pudding.
Don't lie to me child, I can sense when there's an imbalance in your system. Now, sit down and explain to me what happened.
I built this gun. I know exactly the amount of power it requires. I comprehend every bit of danger it poses. I know its limits and precisely where to shoot it to kill a bastard of his grandeur dead. And we will witness the heat death of the universe before I let you tell me to sit down like I don't know what I'm talking about. The sun will explode before I let you act like I can't knock you unconscious with the underside of a house slipper.
Don't worry about it! You are absolutely charming!
Thanks!