Ashton is scared that the FBI watches him through his webcam.  Seriously.  He's taped up every single camera in the house except for his sister's selfie camera and he does a monthly sweep of their house, looking for bugs.  He worries a lot, and especially about his sister, who he values highly and loves more than anyone in the whole world.  Other than his anxious behavior, he sometimes shows a bit of bravery by sticking up for himself, which usually leads to tears.  He shows the more intelligent side of the Internet by talking about smarter subjects.  Other than giving the news, he tries to get his sister to stop talking about sports all while begging her to at least put a jersey on.

Your character will be reviewing members from these sites:
- Weekly Events (from any news sources)
- Reddit
- YouTube Science Channels
- Strange YouTube Channels (two-on-two monthly series)
- deviantART (two-on-two monthly series)

I'm looking for more of a blunt voice, and try to add a few little nervous twangs in it.