"Now that's funny,I'm not your sister and two maybe I want my soul."

*sassy child*

Yeah but did you have to take it by force or did you ask her and she agreed? That's what I thought,hmmm wonder how mom and dad are gonna react when they found out my ex not only dumped me,flirted with another girl and straight up took over another girls body. What the hell we're you thinking?"

*very child like almost whinny and demanding.*

"You don't get it derrick do you?tsk tsk tsk,when are you gonna give up already?"wait she knows derrick?What The Fuck is happening?!
*from the shadows very almost quiet.*