Could we pick up the pace here! I got so much junk in the trunk, and believe me you don't want to know what I ate last night. So get with the pampering babe! 

Funny you look a lot shorter on your cereal boxes, must be something in the milk. 

Don't pull on my pinkie and tell me it's staying home! Being cute and chubby isn't paradise! It's a lifetime of thumb sucking, knee bouncing torment! Which is why I'm stealing all of your life points, and depositing into the bank of Silvermaine