Fan: And what's that you got in your hand there? Some kind of secret weapon?

Tropic Man: Why yes, actually. It's my favorite anti-freeze in the world, Suprathaw Premium. It's completely winter proof, so not even a cold night like this can stop me from doing my nightly patrol.

Fan: Is that where you're doing in the red light district? Hunting for bad guys?

("Yes" said slowly, unsure if kid is baiting him or stupid enough to buy it)
Tropic Man: Yes. In fact, I think I see some very naughty boys over there.

Shiver: Stop right there, Or should I say "freeze."

Tropic Man: Good god, the Siberian Shiver! But I locked you up!

Shiver:  Yes, yes you did. But I escaped, and I've been plotting my revenge ever since. And you know how revenge is best served? Cold.

Tropic Man: Yes, I'm familiar with the phrase. And what deviously icy plan have you chilled up this time?