Announcer: This is a man who smokes Gray Tortoise cigarettes. What kind of a man is he?

Smoker: I'm the type of man who likes to work on my car. I like to take it apart and put it back together. I get to working on it and forget where I am. What time it is. Sometimes I even forget to eat. 

Announcer: You don't forget to smoke though, do you?

Smoker:I never forget to smoke. I might forget other things, like picking up my son from soccer practice or turning off the stove, but I never forget to smoke.