The dental quest of Sir Archibald (Short audio story) (FINISHED)
SwiftnessStudios for Dark Priest/Priestess
The villain of this story who was supposed to be on break when they are magically summoned to answer for the crime of having Sir Archibald's dental floss stolen, tired and annoyed the whole encounter they just want to settle the issue and go back to what they were doing as quickly and conveniently as possible
Dude, couldn't you wait like ten minutes! I was on the bloody toilet!
(in a moan) Look if I hand you back your dental floss can I get back to taking a dump?
(Casually) Nah to my condo is the sky palace, my lair is under renovations. Too many goblins getting syphilis which was getting the employee morale down and I couldn't stand listening to any more of their bellyaching. All my villainy is on hold until I get the lair up and running again
