The dental quest of Sir Archibald (Short audio story) (FINISHED)

JFlowers3 for The old sage

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JFlowers3 auditioning for The old sage in The dental quest of Sir Archibald (Short audio story) (FINISHED)
The old sage
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The old sage

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Role went to: JFlowers3

A quirky old sage who lives by himself with a talking tower who he ignores for the most part, seems to enjoy sending people on needless quests to find stuff and tarnishing their supposedly heroic reputations by stating the truth quite simply

The sides they read from:
  • (Half rambling) Well you see the dark priest cast a curse on all coloured fabric quite a while back, not a drab thing in my whole wardrobe but these I'm afraid, everything else had some kind of awesome colour to it so I've been going about life in my underwear for quite a while now, not many a tailor stops by these woods after all

  • (Chiming in to annoy someone in the middle of a conversation between two other people) Literally never left the kingdom


  • (Casually dismissive) No, no one cares... not even me