The dental quest of Sir Archibald (Short audio story) (FINISHED)
JFlowers3 for Sir Archibald
A prim and proper knight who seems to expect more respect than he gets, very fussy about his own grooming and hygiene, holds more to a sense of good narrative in legends than any actual knights code, may be a little pompous and stuffy
(condescending) You know as well as I do that witches operate in the area Smedley, and I can't be too careful with anything that might link some small piece of me to their dark crafts, be it loose hairs or traces of dried saliva on my toothbrush
(determined) I simply must follow my daily dental hygiene pattern, I must!
(Dramatically) I am sir Archibald of clan Emmeross and I have journeyed long and far to... (someone interrupts in a snarky manner and then he gets off topic to whisper an annoyed shout back at them) Would you be cool for once!?