John - Minor - adult male
Mike, John, and Larry are amateur radio DJs. None of them have any background in radio, but they do their best to emulate what they heard on the air when it comes time for announcements. but normally they just banter in their normal voices. Please keep in mind that this character is culturally American but can be of any ancestry.

Submit your three best varied takes of each dialogue sample. Stylistic dialogue adjustments for tone are welcome if the meaning and emotion stays the same.