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prestonmsimpson for Teddy Montana
Theodore Lucardo "Fat Teddy" Montana is the don of the Montana Mafia. He's most famous for making Fungi Honey (which is Honey with shrooms added). He has a right hand man, Squeaks, and a very stupid left hand man, Nut Hench. He's best described as gruff, no nonsense and straight-to-the-point. Even though Teddy hates people calling him Fat Teddy, he has learned to accept it. If the fat jokes get out of hand, watch out! He just might sit on you, or throw you out the window!
The mushrooms were on our property. Those bunny bastards will do anything to manipulate the truth. Hell, I was right there when my Grandpa made the honey himself! Everything was ours, and the Usagi family will stop at nothing to claim it as their own creation. Here’s our house and the honey farm. And there’s the Usagi house. The mushrooms, as you can see, are closer to our line of the property than theirs. That simple, right? So why can’t they see the facts in black and white?
Let him go. That bird is part family.
Pleasure doing buisness with you! Come back soon.
