1: (surprised) Hmm? Oh?

2: (solemn, epic) With so much at stake, and with so many eyes upon me, I felt it necessary to stay strong and silently bear any burden.

(lines 3 to 8 are generally framed as snarky remarks)
3: …that, and one hundred years of not brushing my teeth has utterly destroyed my mouth.
4: …because after what happened to Samus, I can’t risk tanking this series by talking in any form.
5:…aaand you’ve been staring at my junk for the past couple of minutes.
6:…remember the Cdi games?
7:…because the player needs to project him/herself onto me.
8: (nerdy, nasally) -Actually-, I do technically speak regularly through text options and hand motions.

9: (deranged, feel free to really let loose) *various Link shouts and grunts*

10: (annoying, drawn out) Well excuuuuuuse me, Princess.