(Calming, gentle, polite) Shh-sh-shh. No need to yell. I am sorry our sudden arrival has startled you.

(Matter-of-factly to slightly dissapointed, but masking it) I envisioned this to be the most romantic of nights.. I also envisioned you'd be wearing a poofy, princess dress..

(Innocently, in wonder, enthusiastic) I'm a huge fan of human romance stories and movies! I've been reading these books all my life, but never had a chance to actually experience it!