How dare you! The whole Air Bud Pentology is genius! And it shows cinema at its absolute best. The intricate, character driven plots and multi-movie story arches hark back to Charles Dickens. Even the spin-off content, produced mainly to fill in the supposed plot holes of the main movies, were so well made and written with such elegance and verbosity that it makes one wonder if they had been planned from the very beginning!

I was raised to be a genius. My parents forced me to flip through the pages of Newton's Principia when I was 2. I've been to the world's museums, and have been mentored by some of the wisest and most intelligent people in the world. I have been trained in philosophical thinking, mathematics, science of all kinds, music, art, and more. A literal super-banana, my brain outweighs the collective intelligence of most of the population.

I am an genetically bred country music loving banana with powers to type. If you think I do not exist, or fear I do not exist, do not worry, for I exist, even though some people don't think I exist. If you believe I exist, thank you for understanding this unusual predicament. I was created out of a Blake Shelton lover's RNA strands, which was then mixed with a banana. My powers to type came from a human with over 600 IQ who watches Rick and Morty.