Mathias Rockwind:
Ah Mathias, our would be hero who thinks he is god's gift to women, and the strongest soldier to ever walk the earth. The truth however, is that poor Mathias has never actually fought in a battle in his entire life. Now, he is being thrust into one hard fought battle after another. Each tactic he learns from the previous battle no longer applies to the next. He is hopeless and pathetic, but that's why we love him. He boasts at every available moment, and then cowers the moment the battle begins. He is a coward you would just love to watch being kicked, burned, punched, stabbed, thrown, knocked out, etc. He is our comic relief! LOL!
Mathias does serve one purpose though. He is an excellent target for the monsters or bad guys to focus on. Thus, our heroes get the upper hand, or are able to escape more easily. Mathias also has such bad luck that whatever he chooses you don't choose for yourself. It's surely poisoned or is a trap.
Mathias wants to be the hero and tries to protect all of the girls, but especially Princess Cecily. He is infatuated with her, and will not concede defeat. Much to her chagrin, he is always ready to lay his life down for her. She just uses him to step on so she can get somewhere else.
Mathias does have luck with one lady in particular, and she is known as the dreaded, evil among evils, Lolly the lollipop! Lolly is known for going waaaaaaaaay too far with fellatio, to the point where the men are screaming in agony as she continues to suck on their man shtick. For some reason she is drawn to Mathias's misfortune and false bravery. It's like a guilty pleasure of hers. She is always willing to suck him off whenever he desires, and frequently appears in the strangest places imaginable so she can get the drop on him. Poor Mathias. He of course knows of her true nature and wants absolutely nothing to do with her what so ever. Thus, their situation is ripe with comedic gold.
Mathias could be either a nasally nerd or a man whom can sound like a true hero when he proclaims himself. He could just as easily melt into a dimwit with a snap of a finger. Think James from Team Rocket in Pokemon. Preferably the first few seasons James. We can't wait to hear what you can come up with, and look forward to it. ;)
