Welcome to Dorkonia! (An audio book test)
forceonature for Alexiana Le Angalia (AKA, Alex)
Alexiana Le Angalia, or just Alex as she'd like to be known, is a very cold and bitter NPC that has been part of the game since the very beginning of it's launch. She is scantily dressed, unwillingly by the game developers, and she currently has a grudge against the entire playerbase and the creators of the game. She has been the tutorial NPC for every single player that passes through who makes a new character. While she is very outspoken and loses her temper often, she's not really a terrible "person". Alex has just gone through a lot, and recognizes the corruption of the game's addiction.
She's an adult woman, around 28 years old. Alex has a very stern voice, and is often sardonic. Think of a dry, medium pitch voice. Note: Alex does yell quite a bit.
[unenthusiastically] “Hello, o brave warrior of light. Welcome to the amazing world of Dorkonia. You have been summoned here because you are the chosen one, the one who will save us all”. [scoffs] Yeah, you and the 30 million other people who play this game.
Oh great, not only are you a scrub but you’re a virgin to MMO's too. Well you’re not any different from anybody else who plays this game, that’s for sure.
[somberly] Look at you. Full of hope and cheer...you have no idea what kind of world you’re getting into.
