Lustrias- an episodic fantasy audio drama and visual novel!

jswayward for Mathias Rockwind

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Voice Actor
Mathias Rockwind
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Role assigned to: Chris Dattoli

Mathias Rockwind:


    Ah Mathias, our would be hero who thinks he is god's gift to women, and the strongest soldier to ever walk the earth. The truth however, is that poor Mathias has never actually fought in a battle in his entire life. Now, he is being thrust into one hard fought battle after another. Each tactic he learns from the previous battle no longer applies to the next. He is hopeless and pathetic, but that's why we love him. He boasts at every available moment, and then cowers the moment the battle begins. He is a coward you would just love to watch being kicked, burned, punched, stabbed, thrown, knocked out, etc. He is our comic relief! LOL!

    Mathias does serve one purpose though. He is an excellent target for the monsters or bad guys to focus on. Thus, our heroes get the upper hand, or are able to escape more easily. Mathias also has such bad luck that whatever he chooses you don't choose for yourself. It's surely poisoned or is a trap. 

   Mathias wants to be the hero and tries to protect all of the girls, but especially Princess Cecily. He is infatuated with her, and will not concede defeat. Much to her chagrin, he is always ready to lay his life down for her. She just uses him to step on so she can get somewhere else.

   Mathias does have luck with one lady in particular, and she is known as the dreaded, evil among evils, Lolly the lollipop! Lolly is known for going waaaaaaaaay too far with fellatio, to the point where the men are screaming in agony as she continues to suck on their man shtick. For some reason she is drawn to Mathias's misfortune and false bravery. It's like a guilty pleasure of hers. She is always willing to suck him off whenever he desires, and frequently appears in the strangest places imaginable so she can get the drop on him. Poor Mathias. He of course knows of her true nature and wants absolutely nothing to do with her what so ever. Thus, their situation is ripe with comedic gold.

  Mathias could be either a nasally nerd or a man whom can sound like a true hero when he proclaims himself. He could just as easily melt into a dimwit with a snap of a finger. Think James from Team Rocket in Pokemon. Preferably the first few seasons James. We can't wait to hear what you can come up with, and look forward to it. ;)  

  • (Saluting) Mathias Rockwind sir! I've been assigned to guard Princess Anastasia and Sir Nicholas on their mission. I have been trained by General Lux himself and he has approved of my ability to be a vital part of your protection. (a little bit offended but trying to act cool) Rear guard? I assure you, I am capable of handling my own in battle. 

  • (Announcing himself bravely) I, Mathias Rockwind will save you! (His attack misses) You are truly a foe that can match me in battle! I am honored to fight you this day of days! (Almost gets stabbed, then boasts) Woah!....Ha! You're attack has been rendered useless. I am the victor on this battlefield!!

  • (screaming like an idiot, crying a little too) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stay away from me!!! I don't want your love! No! Stay away! STAY AWAY!!!!! *cries profusely*

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jswayward
Lustrias- an episodic fantasy audio drama and visual novel!
gnbkeller
gnbkeller

Thank you for auditioning Jswayward. Though your first two lines were okay, your last line didn't really make us laugh, more like it made us feel sorry for him. Try exaggerating his cries to have more forced laughter? or perhaps wheezing? He needs to have a funny cry that people can't get enough of.

    jswayward
    jswayward

    I'm on the tail end of a cold, so I'll give you what I can.

      gnbkeller
      gnbkeller

      You don't have to re-audition today. You could wait until you're well to do so. All roles are open till midnight on April 7th.

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