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sinnersans for John Egbert
A nasally, stereotypical nerd voice. Feel free to play around with this however you want! John is very sensitive and often times clueless about what's going on.
JOHN: hmm.
JOHN: i wonder who the "him" was in terezi's note.
JOHN: karkat, maybe?
JOHN: man, i sure hope terezi didn't send me on a time travel quest just to fix her fucking boyfriend problems.
JOHN: god DAMNIT terezi!EB: but i know lots of things, like about the tumor, which i have already recovered...
EB: wait, i mean the tumor
EB: wait, fuck.
EB: i mean...
EB: oh screw it, you know, the big bomb, and some other stuff like that, i am totally in the loop.EB: anyway, putting me to sleep and landing me in hot water is one thing...
EB: but you sort of indirectly caused a MUCH BIGGER problem!
EB: before i fell asleep, i was about to prototype something really ridiculous to make jack weaker.
