"I'm The Doctor.....I'm a Time Lord from Gallifrey......I'm over nine hundred years old......And I have no idea where I am."

"Always one for the obvious statement, aren't you, Martha Jones? You didn't think I was going to die on you or anything, did you?"

"RASSILON! The first of the Time Lords! Discovered time travel, had a fondness for onions, met him a couple of times. Bit of a dodgy beard though."