Homestuck Voice Actors
lightjazz for John Egbert
John is quirky, frankly, kind of an asshole too. He's sarcastic, and a little bit clueless at times. He's the sort of dorky one of the whole group, but he's also a realist at times. Say it with me guys, "Egbert is not a derp! EGBERT IS NOT A DERP!". I'd imagine his voice to be sort of pre-pubescent. Lighter. Accents don't matter.
"Karkat! I am not a homosexual!" (Slightly flustered)
"All im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle? Try using your brain numbnuts." (Teasingly, not too lighthearted, but not too mean either.)
"We just became earth human buddies in a kind of weird way. You decide to keep talking to me backwards through my adventure. And then when you are done with that you come back and talk to me more recently on the timeline for a while. You talk to my friends a whole bunch too. You and your alternian troll buddies help me and my earth human buddies hatch a plan! Which we are busy putting into motion right now, as you can see." (Light and Cheery, almost Arrogant)
This is great, the only real feedback I could give you is work on the pacing and how you're pronouncing things. Like you said Karkit, but it would be preferred that you say Karkat.
Oh, of course!! Would you like me to retry?