RWBY Thoughts Fan Parody
eklayman for Cinder Fall
All a part of her nefarious plans, she has now infiltrated the RWBY Thoughts series. Most of her thoughts are trying to think of how to say the most evil thing possible at any given time.
Context: right after Jaune’s heartfelt speech at the Battle of Haven.
“Hmm... I know who he is, he’s that goofy Jaune guy who wore a dress to that dance. Now what should I do for a comeback? Should I go for the dead girlfriend angle? No, no… too obvious. Oh! I think I’ve got it. I’ll pretend to not even know who he is!”
Context: Right after Jaune grazes her mask with his sword.
“Wow! That was close. I almost got killed by that bumbling idiot. Thank the Gods I didn’t go for the dead girlfriend thing, that would’ve been too ironic of a death.”
Context: When she loses to Raven and starts falling into the abyss
“You know, I really didn’t think my last words on this planet would be “shut up. ”