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modernretrogamer for Dirk Strider

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Voice Actor
Dirk Strider
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Unpaid

I love Dirk with all my heart and soul. And I feel so bad about him and Jake breaking up. But I had to make that last line one of his most memorable. 

  • "But what good is a man of action in a place where action itself is intrinsically fruitless?" 

  • "It's just a shame that believing will take something so coarse as seeing, for a girl as sharp as you. Critical thought can lead one to accept the unlikely, just as much as dismiss the impossible."

  • "Jake, I'm not marrying shit. And frankly, you've got some nerve coming down here babbling about marraige with that shit eating grin and that dumb little pumpkin on your head. After the way you ditched me and ignored all my messages? You know what, if you didn't like me anymore, and wanted to stop hanging out, then fine, I could handle that. But to just completely shut me out, like I didn't deserve an explanation, that's just cowardly. Why couldn't you just man up and talk to me? You act like I don't have feelings, like I'm some kind of robot. Well you're wrong, I do. And I'm using these feelings to start to FEEL like you're actually kind of an asshole. So whatever you were so afraid to tell me before your fucking sugar high, don't worry about it, I'll save you the trouble, it's over Jake." (Super dramatical)

modernretrogamer
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themageofheart

DUDE THIS IS FRIGGIN GREAT.

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