Be More Chill Swapped
clementine1700 for Rich Lohst
Rich is a self-conscious boy who happens to be the best friend of Jake Valentine. He's totally into Michael upon noticing his existence but other than that he's just kind of sad. His voice has a lack of confidence to it, like a loaf of bread in a fridge. Also note that Rich has a lisp! It's adorable and I love him.
"Oh my god, you don’t know! Eminem’s dead! I mean, I was never into him because he was like super old and kinda mean towomen, but I know you liked him so..."
DO YOU WANNA RIDE?DO YOU WANNA RIDE?DO YOU WANNA RIDE? WANNA GO FAR?DO YOU WANNA GET-DO YOU WANNA GET-DO YOU WANNA GET INSIDE MY MOTHER’S CAR?DRIVE IT ON HOME, DON’T YA SAY NO, MIKEY, CAN YOU BE COERCED? UH, HUHBE HOME IN A SNATCH, ONLY ONE CATCH, WE GOTTA STOP FOR FROZENYOGURT FIRST (Repeat if you wanna)
BEING HEREWITH YOU RIGHT NOWOUR FUTURE IS SO CLEAROUR UNION IS SO NEARBEING HEREWITH YOU RIGHT NOWI’LL TENDERLY GUIDE YOU
