Whatever guys. Let's just read our fortunes. I really want to know what mine says. Damn it. The guy who made the cookie?Well I never knew that.... Well I'm reading mine next! I'm older than you and you are younger than me, So i get to read or at least I think I'm older than you. 

You will become a millionaire. Wait, Really? Yay! Money! I'm rich! Oh good news! I just bought a winning lottery ticket!Now I am richer! Yeah! Woo Hoo! So long bitches!

I'm back! What happened so fa.... What the?! What the hell happened? Damn it, I really wanted to pick up some guys...and maybe even... Fine! Kill joy!