Be More Chill Swapped
Lara Faria for Chloe Rolan
Chloe is not necessarily popular, but she's probably blackmailing everyone on campus, making sure that everyone at least knows her name. She wants more than anything to be popular, but she always seems to be stuck as the primary source of gossip. Her voice is a bit nervous but mostly super preppy.
(Overacting) "She has been attacked in the wasteland. Some say it’s fairies. Some say it’s spirits. Some say it’s the return of the hostile alien race who visited our fair planet one thousand years ago this midsummer..."
[Jenna's riff in THE PITIFUL CHILDREN]
OMGBRO, ANSWER MEWHOA, WAIT UNTIL I TELL YOU WHAT I HEARD!IT’S TOO FUCKED TO TYPETHIS SHIT IS RIPECALL BACK, I’LL YELL YOU EVERY WORD(Pause)OH MY GODOH MY GODOKSOAT THE END OF LAST NIGHT’S PARTYVERY END OF LAST NIGHT’S PARTYDID YOU SEE JENNA?SO, SHE’S BEHAVING HAZYLIKE A TWEAKIN’ JUNKYFLAILING CRAZYLIKE A FREAKIN’ MONKEYRIGHT, BUT SHE WASN’T DRUNK
YO! SHE WASN’T DRUNK
NO!BECAUSE I HEARD FROM MADELINE KROPPTHAT JENNA BARELY TOUCHED A DROPWHICH MEANS THAT YOU CAN’T BLAME THE THINGS SHE DID ON ALCOHOLIT’S JUST SO TERRIBLE, I DON’T WANT TO RELIVE IT ALL(You may keep going I don't care)
im just gonna come out here and say that i ADORE your voice for chloe but i would really love to actually hear you sing! and i know from your smartphone hour bit that you can without going offkey which is more than i can say for many people. you might be embarrassed but i assure you that you just need to try and youll feel better about your voice gradually. if you dont want to record yourself singing, thats fine, but i thought you were really funny and if you could maybe also sing too thatd be perfect (as much as i love "JENNA SET THE FUCKING HOUSE ON FIRE" its just not musically sound if you catch my drift)
haha, thank you. I thought i went waaay off key, but i guess not haha! i'll try to send in some of me singing soon! (also that last part was for my own amusement haha!) And thank you for the feedback.
This is both hilarious (in a good way, I promise) and perfect?? I love it! You are so talented O_O
oh thank you so much!