The Hayseed Knight (Chapter 2)
Jtastic for Elbar of Askedaz
Sir Askedaz is the captain of the city guard, but most importantly, he's a boisterous and belligerent imbecile. He's REALLY LOUD to make up for it! Of course, it's not like he's insecure or anything— he's part of nobility, and he likes to remind those lowly peasants under his command lest they forget.
Somewhere in his late 20s, early 30s. He hails from the north where everyone has a British accent, but has spent enough time in the city that anyone that can pull a real enough British accent is welcome to try.
Small role in this chapter, but will be a recurring character for the rest of the VN.
"What are you looking at, sandfur?! YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS?! *snort* That's what I thought!"
"BUT BABE, I LOVE YOU!"
"...(awkward pause) THIS IS REALLY GOOD WINE, DAMN IT."