This is your fucking plan!? So you’re telling me you want me to steal a truck and you dont even know which one you want? This is some piss poor criminal-ing right here

This is fuckin’ bullshit! You call this an IED? It’s a fucking banana peel with duct tape holding a double A battery to it, shoved inside of a fucking cardboard box!

I stole a gunship once… nobody noticed… I think a pilot did get court martialed though. Turns out the air force doesn't like it when helicopters turn up missing. You tell anyone that was me by the way and I'm going to have to kill you.