Sly Civilians
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A military-comedy original series using Arma 3. NATO troops are occupying recently liberated territory in Greece. The story follows a disfunctional team of the US army that has been deployed to the island of Altis.
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Literally insanely crazy good at keeping people alive. Should probably be in a mental institution. IQ 174.6, he’s so smart he invented the worlds most accurate IQ test. He is the team medic.
Woo, my favourite. That was sarcasm for those of you who couldn’t tell.
Actually I have already given you a vaccination against malaria. In fact I immunized you against damn near every disease in this area, the only thing you could catch is a cold, and it’s the middle of May so good luck with that.
Please stop talking. You are lowering my IQ enough by being in the same room as me.
Previous unit got wiped out in an ambush. Extremely affected by the war, takes it very seriously. Uses the most common sense of the group. He is the team autorifleman.
Thats bullshit. You’re bullshit. And I got you that truck you wanted.
You guys have got to be kidding me right? You guys are a bunch of fucking lunatics!
Well this is just peachy. We have been here for all of 3 hours and we are already prisoners of war!
Angsty about his job. Shouts at everything. Very serious about everything, shouts at the enemy for shooting at him. He is the team explosive specialist.
This is your fucking plan!? So you’re telling me you want me to steal a truck and you dont even know which one you want? This is some piss poor criminal-ing right here
This is fuckin’ bullshit! You call this an IED? It’s a fucking banana peel with duct tape holding a double A battery to it, shoved inside of a fucking cardboard box!
I stole a gunship once… nobody noticed… I think a pilot did get court martialed though. Turns out the air force doesn't like it when helicopters turn up missing. You tell anyone that was me by the way and I'm going to have to kill you.
English man who moved to the US at a young age and joined the US Army. Always gets mistaken for David Beckham by locals. Uses English lingo that nobody understands. He has a NORTHERN English accent. He is the team leader.
Anyway, yeah… That guy is our explosives guy. He gets worked up about almost anything. I don’t blame the guy, if I had his job I’d blow up at everything too, ironic to say his job is to stop explosions but I digress.
I haven’t a foggiest why… Right lads you guys dump all your stuff in our little home from home and then how about we go for a nice drive?
Don’t be a silly billy. We are barely out of the gates.
Lieutenant of the US army. Very energetic voice. The type of guy that would talk using his hands. Doesn’t really care what people do as long as they get something done. HEMTT is pronounced "Hem-it" guys, PLEASE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! Look at DBjoe's audition and listen to Varrick from The Legend of Korra. DBjoe was originally going to be casted but he fucked off one day out of nowhere and haven't heard from him since April.
I’m Lieutenant McKinley. Do you want to explain to me why you took a HEMTT without any authorization, drove it practically to the flippin’ moon and back, got it captured, got yourselves captured and not to mention nearly killed.
I don’t want to know! But it was a spectacular plan!
You’re brilliant, kid! You’re in for a promotion for sure!
Huge nerd. Always gets made fun of by the rest of the team. Despite being the biggest nerd of the group he is also pretty dumb, getting only 102.2 on Rivers IQ test. He is just a rifleman.
(after getting taken prisoner) I think it’s quite nice, now we all get to sit in the back and talk. It’s like going for a ride on a bus.
He went with Happy to make some potato salad.
I kinda like it, I mean we all get to be together. It's like camping, only with more guns and bombs and guys trying to kill us and less tents, and we have to do stuff.
Holmes is the leader of another team on base. She leads one of the best teams on the base. She is egotistical and pretentious. She is an exceptional team leader and she knows it. She enjoys antagonizing Redstone 2-4. Imagine Princess Azula when it comes to the way she speaks to Redstone 2-4, which she is doing in these audition lines.
Oh, you know. I’m just stopping by to say hello. To see how things are going. I heard you guys got yourselves captured. Would you mind telling me what it was like? I wouldn’t know.
Is that a new BDU? I’ve been dying to get one myself, but I’ve been far too busy fighting the war… Anyway, I thought I’d just stop by before I have to board the chopper. To you know, go on a mission. The things we get when we are deemed worthy of responsibility.
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