Dark Red
thekillinjoke for Richard "Dick" Richardson
Dick is Sheila's husband, and the father of Patricia. He has a regular ordinary job at an office. His parenting is often described as firm and strict. He always puts his family, including Jeff, first before anything else. Dick was a sharpshooter in his younger days, known as Richard the Ravishing, and sometimes accompanies Jeff on assignments when he has nothing better to do. He is also a professional poker player and knows a vast array of card tricks. His voice should sound like an ordinary person. For this role, speak in your normal voice without altering it in any way.
Honey, I'm home!
Same old, same old. Just another boring day at the office!
Jeff, you're like a brother to me. Sure, the jobs you do are a little questionable, but that doesn't matter. What matters right now is you, me, and that big bottle of bourbon!