Be More Chill Swapped
keepflyingbumblebee for Jenna Goranski
Jenna Goranski is in everyone's business, but particularly is after the ace loser himself, Michael Heere. She turns out to only be cool because of a pill called a S.Q.U.I.P. that tells you what to do. She's kinda preppy and annoying but scary confident.
"Sorry, old habits. Look, I apologize for treating you like human garbage all the time. I only did it ‘cause my squip said I had to. But now it’s saying you’re not a bad guy. That you might want a squip of your own. ‘Course, if you’re notinterested..."
PICTURE THISNOBODY CARES IF YOU ARE LATECUZ EVEN TEACHERS THINK YOU'RE GREATYOUR WEEKEND'S JUST A FULL-ON SLATEOF BLOWOUT BENDERSOF TEENAGE ROCKSTAR SPLENDORSRIGHT NOW YOU'RE HELPLESS, HELPLESSYOU ARE ALMOST HOPELESSON THE SCHOOL SOCIAL MAP YOU'RE JUST A BLIPBUT IF YOU TAKE MY ADVICE AND IF YOUPAY THE LISTED PRICE, WELL THEN YOUGO FROM SAD TO INTERESTING TO HIPYEAH, YOUR WHOLE LIFE WILL FLIPYEAH, WHEN YOU BUY A SQUIPHEY, YEAH, A SQUIPYEAH, A SQUIPYEAH YEAHNO LONGER A DRIPWHEN YOU GOT IN YOUR GRIPA SQUIPA SQUIPA SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
NAH, MAN, YOU TELL HIM THAT HEEXCITES YOU SEXUALLYAND THAT’S THE WAY YOU GET TO HIS HEARTTRUST ME, I KNOWHOW IT’S GONNA GOLISTEN AND, OH—
Oh my goodness, this is perfect??
Omg thank you!!
No prob! Congrats on getting the role, you deserved it <3