(grandiose, snobbish) "Such a... small yet comfortable place. Truly, an oasis of spiritual drinks in the midst of the suburban desert. A place where lost and corrupt souls can gather to forget their trouble for a while. A nest where everyone from the most pathetic scum to the vilest trash-junkie can just sit to kill their insides. Truly, a real Persona Non Grata. That's Latin for mysterious place, by the way. I'm so smart and philosophical."

(told like a riddle) "I'd like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat."

(giving advice) "You shouldn't kick yourself so much. If you keep it up, any chance of finally forgiving yourself will someday be gone. Self-hate will leave you with a hole that will never heal. So please take measures against it instead of sulking so much."