J-O-E | Sci-Fi/Comedy Audio Drama
Kent Penaranda for Alien / Narrator
Alien / Narrator
Our alien narrator, J-O-E, is a writer and traveller with an enthusiastic and know-it-all personality. He's always smiling, even when he really shouldn't.
Accent: Any accent.
Voice/Tone: He always sounds optimistic, enthusiastic and talks to the listener as though he definitely knows what he's talking about.
For narration, his voice should sound clear and have good comedic timing, while his dialogue should sound like he's still learning how to speak like a human. This role has the biggest workload as he narrates the entire story, and he has dialogue as well.
- male young adult
- male adult
- all accents
Narration - "I know a lot about weddings. I've been to a lot of great weddings! One of my cousins was married on a farm. Beautiful, it was! She was adorned in hundreds of tiny bells and she and her new husband slaughtered all the cows on the property with perfect precision. It's a sign of good luck on my homeworld to slaughter cows on special occasions. Any reader will know that cows are universal parasites."
Dialogue - "Greee...eee...et...ing...zee!"
Dialogue - "I've eaten the delicious ring. Thank you, kindly."