JJBA: Mangabridged Stardust Crusaders
eman sdrawkcab for Telence T. D'arby
Telence is DIO's butler. He is very polite behind the scenes. And is very nice to his guests. BUT SON, LET ME TELL YOU! YOU STICK A FAMICOM IN HIS FACE AND BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY (for 1 minute) HE TURNS INTO THE BIGGEST GAMER ON THE PLANET. HE CAN COUNT THE EXACT NUMBER OF HAIRS ON MIAMOTOS BODY SON!! His stands name is Atum. It has the a same power as his brothers stand. So it can steal souls. He loves video games and playing against people in them. He is worse when he wins, as instead of keeping your soul in a chip. He makes little dolls of you, and puts your soul in them. And keeps you there forever. Never being able to move again.
EXACTLY! I'll be sure to answer almost any question you'd like to ask me mr. Joestar. You are our guest in this mansion. It would be rude of me not to treat you as one.
(in game) *INHALE, EXHALE, INHALE* HA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT YOU SCRUB!? HAVE YOU EVER EVEN PLAYED A VIDEO GAME BEFORE!? PFFF, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OHH KAKYOIN, YOU SURE ARE GOOD AT THIS GAME! WHO CARES IF I'M BUTTON MASHING, I'M THE ONE WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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