VMichel113
auditioning for
Patch
in ALMOST, INC.
Patch is an exhausted, blunt supervisor at ALMOST, INC. who treats impossible supernatural events like ordinary workplace inconveniences. Dry humor, deadpan delivery, and strong comedic timing are essential. Around 15–25 lines for the pilot. Clean audio preferred. (AND IS A SUPERVISOR)
Welcome to ALMOST, INC. Don't touch anything, don't question the walls, and if you hear yourself talking from an empty room, tell me after lunch.
That's the third reality breach this week. I'm not even supposed to work Wednesdays.
The printer isn't haunted, Milo. It's just like that. ...Okay, fine, it's a little haunted.