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Babywithagun for The Goblin King
The Goblin King
Age: 30s–50s
Voice: Raspy, commanding, theatrical, and dripping with smug superiority.
The ruthless, ill-tempered ruler of a vast goblin army, constantly devising new ways to destroy his sworn enemy, Barbarian Barb. Unfortunately, she keeps smashing through everything he throws at her—and nothing infuriates him more.
- male adult
- creature
- male senior
- medieval
Barb defeated ALL of them?! (Spits out drink.) HOW?! I sent ogres! Trolls! A BLOODY MANTICORE! (Pounds throne.) I WANT THAT BARBARIAN KILLED!
What shall I send next? Goblins? Skeletons? Dragons? Ahhh… (Opens grimoire.) ‘Unspeakable Terrors From Beyond Mortal Comprehension.’ Perfect! What could possibly go wrong?
Feast your eyes, barbarian! I present MALGORTH THE UNDYING! Devourer of kingdoms! Slayer of a thousand knights! His flesh cannot be pierced, his bones cannot be broken, and his immortal soul cannot be— (Barb hacks him to pieces.) …WHAT THE HELL?!