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Darth_Merle for Mayor Hammond

Mayor Hammond
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Mayor Hammond

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Age: 40s–60s

Voice: Folksy, presidential, confident, and slightly bumbling. A George W. Bush-style impression is strongly encouraged.

The deeply self-important mayor of StickTown, Hammond takes his office far more seriously than anyone else and is constantly paranoid that someone might take it from him—even though he runs unopposed every election. He genuinely wants to improve the city, but his grand plans almost always backfire spectacularly.

Voice description:
  • male senior
  • male adult
  • George W Bush
The sides they read from:
  • Some folks say StickTown doesn't need a forty-seven-million-dollar statue of its mayor. And I ask those folks… why do you hate civic pride?

  • My fellow citizens, for too long we've ignored the questions that truly matter. Questions that define who we are, where we're going, and what kind of city we leave behind for future generations. So today, I intend to finally answer the greatest question facing our community: Why is it called StickTOWN if we're a CITY?!

  • Now, hold on. Those photos prove nothing. That could be any handsome, distinguished gentleman surrounded by a group of scandalous women.