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Secretary Tina
Age: 30s–50s
Voice: Fast-talking, sharp, sarcastic, and distinctly New York, with a slightly nasal, cutting delivery.
Mayor Hammond's sharp-tongued secretary and the unofficial gatekeeper of City Hall, Tina knows how to keep things moving and isn't afraid to get a little aggressive when someone tests her patience. She has a take-no-crap attitude, a mean streak, and a very questionable definition of acceptable workplace conduct. When the day inevitably goes off the rails, there's ONE thing Tina can always turn to: her whiskey.
- female senior
- female adult
- american (new york)
Oh wow, an important document. Thank you so much. (Immediately feeds it into a shredder.) Aaaand taken care of. NEXT!
You got an appointment to see the mayor? No? Shocking. Alright, do me a favor—stand right there. Little to the left… perfect. (Flips a lever. Trapdoor opens.) Buh-bye!
(Drunkenly clutching a bottle of whiskey.) You wanna know something? My first name is actually Secretary. Yeah. ‘Secretary Tina.’ Thanks, Ma. Really set me up for success there.