Stick Figures and early 2000's Lingo:
I'm sold
Stick Figures and early 2000's Lingo:
I'm sold
Age: Late teens (approx. 17–19)
Voice: Loud, overconfident, hyperactive, and painfully try-hard, with the delivery of someone forcing every “cool” slang word he knows into the same sentence.
A student at StickTown High, Cool Dude Broski is convinced he’s the freshest, swaggiest, most legendary guy on campus. Between the backwards cap, shutter shades, gold chain, skateboard, and nonstop stream of outdated slang, everyone else mostly finds him unbearable. He is regularly thrown out of classrooms, shoved into trash cans, or otherwise physically removed by students who have finally had enough.
(Skateboarding down the hallway.) Yo, yo, yo, swagmates! Hope y’all have a FRESH new year at StickTown High!—AAAH! (Falls down the stairs.) SWAG!—YOLO!—EPIC!—HASHTAG!—OW!
Ladies, ladies, relax. There’s plenty of Broski to go arou— (They grab him.) Whoa, whoa, WHOA! Hey! Easy! NOT THE DUMPSTER! (Gets thrown in.) …Today has NOT been very swag for Cool Dude Broski.
Vandalism? Me? Pshh, I don’t see any proof. (Takes off his shutter shades and breaks character.) Actually, I don’t see much of anything. These are waaay too dark.