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Jack Holiday for Kevin the Kaiju

Kevin the Kaiju
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Kevin the Kaiju

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Age: Wow. Okay. That’s a pretty personal question to ask someone you just met.


Voice: Deep, rumbling, expressive, and surprisingly articulate. He should sound less like a mindless beast and more like a very large, very irritated guy who just happens to breathe fire.


Kevin is a massive radioactive kaiju with a short temper, a stubborn streak, and absolutely no shame about what he is. He’s destructive, argumentative, weirdly self-aware, and often more concerned with proving that everyone else is being unreasonable than with the fact that he just flattened half a city block.

Voice description:
  • monster
  • creature
  • Realistic
  • grounded
  • deep
The sides they read from:

  • (Leaning down toward a fast-food drive-thru speaker.) Yeah, hi. Can I get two double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a chocolate shake? (Beat.) Hello? (Leans closer.) Two double cheeseburgers, LARGE fries, chocolate shake. (Beat.) …No, I said CHOCOLATE—how the hell can you not hear me?! I’m three hundred feet tall! My voice should be getting into the building whether you have the headset on or not!

  • (Tremendous Man grabs him by the tail, spins him around, and slams him through several buildings.) OW—AH—JESUS—OKAY, STOP! Stop for a second! (Gets up, pointing at the wreckage.) Those buildings were fine before you did that. Like, I hadn’t even touched those ones. You grabbed me and deliberately swung me through, what, four buildings? (Beat.) Isn’t your whole thing supposed to be minimizing destruction? Because so far you’ve destroyed more of StickTown fighting me than I was planning on destroying today.

  • (Stomping toward StickTown, holding an absurdly tiny legal document between two claws.) Okay, what kind of bullshit is this? (Holds it up.) A restraining order? The CITY has a restraining order against me? How does that even work?! What, I’m legally required to stay five hundred feet away from an entire municipality? (Reads it again.) …Oh, twelve hundred feet. Okay. (Turns and stomps away.) Whatever. I’ll see you assholes in court.

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