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alexjewsonvo for Bernie

Bernie
Voice Actor Voice Actor

Bernie

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Paid: Flat Rate 20 USD

Age: 30s–50s


Voice: Bernie cannot speak and communicates entirely through muffled grunts, groans, breaths, growls, and other sounds from behind his mask. For the audition lines below, interpret each scenario however you think Bernie would express himself.


Bernie is StickTown's resident horror-movie slasher, forever stalking his unfortunate Final Girl and dreaming of the glorious day he finally catches her. His smiling hockey mask somehow changes expression with his mood, cannot be removed, and may not even be a mask at all—which is probably better left unanswered.

Voice description:
  • male senior
  • male adult
  • muffled
The sides they read from:
  • (Bernie plays eenie-meenie-miney-mo with a table covered in various weapons, trying to decide which one to use. He finally lands on a chainsaw and is delighted with his choice.)

  • (Bernie proudly finishes setting up an incredibly elaborate trap for The Final Girl. It completely fails, and Bernie becomes increasingly frustrated before angrily stamping his foot like a child throwing a tantrum.)

  • (Bernie happily skips after a fleeing victim while carrying a knife, treating the entire chase like a cheerful game of tag.)